[This is a weird goddamned post. A little context: I wrote it to alleviate my boredom while doing laundry. Not sure if it was worth it, but whatever here it is. Join me on this bout of madness won’t you?]
I should be asleep. It’s currently 11:10PM and I’m doing laundry. I’m also considering getting food from Taco Bell. Sea World has announced that the current generation of Orcas in their care will be the last and they will be encouraging natural encounters with Orca. That’s good.
It is now 11:30, my typing is getting worse (I just misspelled “typing” (I also misspelled the word “misspelled” how did that happen?)).
I wonder how long it’ll take for my right ear to go partially deaf, and then both ears just go completely deaf. It’s going to be a sad day when that happens.
Brb, going to take my laundry hamper to my room.
Back. I’m most likely going to Taco Bell after I do my laundry. I usually get the Quesorito big box (Quesorito, 2 Doritos Locos Tacos meat and cheese only cuz I don’t know) which they’ve discontinued as a combo item. Why? Why did they do that?
I have been writing a poem that takes place in a diner. Burnie’s Diner specifically. It doesn’t exist to anyone except for me (or maybe it will after I post it somewhere).
Tay Zonday followed me on Twitter recently. I don’t know if that’s an accomplishment or not, but I’ll take it. Thanks for following Tay! Again, I hope I don’t disappoint you with my infrequent tweeting (or infrequent everything).
Some one posted on Fallout Confessions that the BB gun should make a comeback in Fallout 4. I say no. The gun is shit. It does little damage. Why would you want that? Why would you want a gun that is literally a waste of space? I guess you could the modify the gun to shoot different types of bullets, but then why not just get another gun? I don’t know.
I came up with a title for this thing: “The Tay Zonday Quesorito Big Box Tragedy”. It sounds like a mystery novel. I love it.
About five minutes before my laundry is done. I’m hoping none of it is wet when I take it out (I misspelled “none” (and misspelled “misspelled” AGAIN)).
I hope this isn’t confusing anyone.
Everything is dry! YES! Gonna celebrate with some Taco Bell (new title: “Think Outside the Basket”)!!
Jeff Rodgers (3-18-2016)
Listen to Boxplot’s “Escape With The Clouds” while driving. It’ll make you want to go fast. Like stupid fast. Like Sanic the Hedgehog fast. Actually no, don’t do that. It’s against the law to go that fast.